WASHINGTON– After going back and forth on whether they should replace Joe Biden with another candidate to give them a better chance at beating Republican Donald Trump, the Democrat party finally decided that the best individual to replace the senile, demented pervert president was the White House teleprompter itself.
The DNC made the announcement on Twitter X and mainstream media news outlets were given their marching orders and were quick to throw Biden under the bus and then begin to tout the teleprompter’s chances at winning the presidency.
“The White House teleprompter has been the brains of Joe Biden this entire time,” said CNN host Dana Bash as they prepared to air a press conference with the teleprompter. “Biden stood no chance whatsoever at beating Trump or even finishing out his term and he was only dragging the teleprompter down with him. And Mr. Teleprompter was made, I mean, born in the USA, and will definitely take the country in the right direction.”
CNN went on to promote the teleprompter as the new face of the Democrat party and added that the teleprompter was much more highly gifted and qualified for the job as commander-in-chief over other rumored potential Biden replacements such as Gavin Newsom, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, or basically anyone or anything else.
The replacement of Biden with the teleprompter hasn’t been officially announced yet, being that they can’t actually make the switch until the Democratic Convention, but only put the buzz out there being that Biden is too senile and stupid to even realize that he will be replaced.
