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Mark Carney Caves On Tariffs After Trump Threatens To Return Ted Cruz To Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Mark Carney abruptly caved on Canada's retaliatory tariffs against the…

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Texas Longhorn Forced To Sell Itself On Street Corner After Losing Job To Cheaper Foreign Cattle

FORT WORTH, TEXAS — A Texas Longhorn who spent years preparing for a respectable career in…

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Lindsay Clancy Supporters Erect 40-Foot Bronze Altar To Moloch Outside Courthouse

PLYMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS — The plaza outside the Plymouth County Courthouse took on a distinctively ancient, yet deeply…

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Harry And Meghan Demand Privacy During Nationwide Publicity Tour To Announce Their Return To Britain

LONDON, UK — In a desperate bid to finally be left alone, Prince Harry and…

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Kash Patel Lures Eric Swalwell Out Of Hiding By Dressing As Chinese Prostitute

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — After weeks of struggling to locate former Rep. Eric Swalwell, FBI…

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North Korea Fears Trump’s Compliments Have Ruined Its Terrifying Dictatorship Reputation

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean officials expressed growing concern Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s…

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