Frustrated With The Horrible Economy, A Lucid Biden Endorses Trump For President

WASHINGTON– Tired of the way the current US president has been destroying the country, President Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the race and endorsed Donald Trump for the White House after suddenly having a brief moment of clarity.

With a look of disgust on his face, Biden finally realized just how terrible of a job he has been doing as the current Commander-in-Chief, saying he was fed up with how bad everything was going and needed to get a president in office to make America better.

“Wow, man, I never realized how awful the current president really is,” said Biden after son Hunter informed him that they were going to have to cut back on their coke usage. “With inflation the way it is right now, getting only ten percent for the Big Guy just isn’t cutting it. That’s why I’m giving that other guy whoever’s running against me my complete and full endorsement.”

Biden said he doesn’t even care who the other candidate is running against him because whoever it is has to be better than the guy currently residing in the White House.

“Well, whoever that guy is I just endorsed, they certainly can’t be worse than the guy who’s in there now,” said Biden, shaking his head. “We got to get this country back on track, Jack. There’s only so many shell companies I can start to launder money through.”

In an effort to help get Trump elected, Biden promised he will be using the same campaign strategy that got him elected in 2020, including hiding inside of his basement and rigging voting machines.