WASHINGTON– Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White House correspondent to confront President Joe Biden during all press briefings, saying they were impressed with the Hollywood actor’s Oscars performance and how he handled Chris Rock.
After firing former correspondent Peter Doocy for not being aggressive enough with the president, Fox News said they needed a reporter who wouldn’t be afraid to ask Biden the tough questions and were later pleased with Smith’s first one-on-one session during a White House press conference.
“Listen, here, you stupid son of a bitch, what’s going on with Ukraine is none of your business,” snapped Biden at Fox News reporter Will Smith. “If you want to know what it’s like for thousands of men to invade a foreign territory then why don’t you ask your wife Jada.”
Once he caught his wife Jada eyeballing him angrily, Smith quickly got up out of his seat and then walked up on stage to slap Biden across the face for his remarks.
“Keep my wife’s name out of your f**king mouth,” said Smith to Biden as he sat back down.
“Oh wow, Will Smith just smacked the s**t out of me,” said Biden after pooping his pants and then shaking it down his hairy leg. “Hey, Will, it’s nothing personal, pal. I like women a lot younger than your wife anyway. Besides, your wife doesn’t have any hair that I can sniff, so she’s no good to me.”
Due to the success of Smith’s first White House correspondence gig with Biden, Fox News decided to have the actor also face press secretary Jen Psaki to smack her around whenever she speaks out of line, but only if it’s okay with his wife Jada Pinkett.
