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New Movie, Steve Jobs: What I Ate For Breakfast, Hits Theaters

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Last updated: January 3, 2026 6:20 pm
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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– A fresh new movie on the rarely covered genius Steve Jobs will be hitting theaters across the world in June, making this the 89th biopic on the greatest man who ever lived.

For anyone who’s seen the other 88 movies covering Steve Jobs’ secretive life, this movie will be the culmination of everything that made the great man what he truly was. Steve Jobs: What I Ate For Breakfast, directed by Michael Bay and starring Samuel L. Jackson as Jobs, sums up the struggle Jobs had with his morning routines, from his indecisiveness on which cereal to eat to the multitude of times he lost knives, forks, and spatulas down the kitchen sink drain.

This film doesn’t disappoint. In one heart-wrenching scene, Jobs angrily throws one of his cheap analog phones across the room and the phone lands in a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal, which gives Jobs the idea for the waterproof iPhone 6s.

If you’re coming into the theater believing that you are going to see the typical Steve Jobs movie, then you’re correct. Only this time, talented director Michael Bay takes us into a world that only Jobs’ kitchen table had ever seen before.

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“Not many people have ever heard of this Steve Jobs guy,” Michael Bay told Entertainment Tonight host Nancy O’Dell while on the set of his upcoming Transformers flick. “We’re taking that whole weird breakfast thing and giving insight into what made this Jobs tick.

“We got Megan Fox to play Jobs’ girlfriend,” Bay went on. “I don’t wanna give too much away, but in the first scene Jobs is eating breakfast and his girlfriend comes over and that’s when Jobs notices that the car in his garage is actually a robot that can transform into a car.”

Bay wants everyone to know that even though this may be the same Steve Jobs that no one has ever heard of before, this movie will definitely deliver in the action department, showcasing Steve Jobs the action star.

“This move will deliver,” Bay promised. “It took Samuel Jackson nine months to get in the proper shape to play Jobs. It’s about time the world sees what Jobs really went through on a day to day basis. We’ve covered all the basics from waking up in the morning to saving the earth from Decepticon invaders. This Steve Jobs flick will be the greatest Transformers movie yet.”

Look for Steve Jobs: What I Ate For Breakfast to open in theaters in June.

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