WASHINGTON– An all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Washington, DC went off with a bang this week as female Congresswomen AOC, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Jasmine Crockett fought in the House chamber over one of the girl’s comments about another girl’s eyelashes.
The claws were out as Georgia Rep. Greene went on the offensive during a House Oversight Committee hearing and called into question the authenticity of Texas Rep. Crockett’s eyelashes.
“I don’t think you know what you’re here for,” said Greene as she lashed out in response to an earlier comment by Crockett. “I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading. What are those things made of anyway?”
Crockett’s New York Democratic colleague AOC jumped in to defend her coworker by shaking her finger at Greene while accusing the blonde-haired Republican of just wanting to date her because she’s the most popular it-girl of the Squad.
“Like, how dare you talk about another girl’s eyelashes and stuff, you monster?” AOC shouted at Greene while bobbing her head back and forth. “I’m like the most popular girl in this Congress and everyone here knows you only attacked Miss Crockett because you want to date me.”
Congress was pleased to announce that there will be a never-ending supply of The Real Housewives of Washington, DC episodes, much to the dismay of the American people who would prefer that US politicians just do their jobs and what’s best for the country.
