WASHINGTON– The 2024 presidential debates are underway and President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent Donald Trump but only if he can bring back former Fox News host Chris Wallace to debate for him again like he did during the 2020 presidential debate.
After getting taunted by Trump in regards to not wanting to debate him, Biden eventually relented but not without giving Trump a whole list of necessary stipulations.
“Well, make my day, pal,” said Biden when asked what his thoughts were on debating Trump. “Any day, any time, any place, Jack. I’m not scared of you, Trump. Trump lost the last debate against me and he’ll lose again. If that Trump guy wants to face me again then I have a few requirements first, including letting my mouthpiece Chad Walter debate for me like I did when I debated Trump back in the 1940 debate against Luke Skywalker during the clone wars.”
The Biden administration also said that they had a few other stipulations first if they were to agree to debate Trump, including giving Chris Wallace all the answers to the questions, not having any audience as witnesses, not broadcasting the debate on television, and letting Biden just stay home and sleep while the debate was going on.
Once Trump had agreed to the debate rules, Biden told reporters that he was backing out of the debate being that his team was just going to rig the presidential election anyway.
