MIAMI, FLORIDA– President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut with a sequel to the famously unpopular movie Cuties, with the new movie set to take place when the young girls are four years older.
During a campaign stop in Miami to defeat former President Donald Trump, Biden told a group of “beautiful young ladies” that he wants to see them dancing in his new movie when they’re four years older.
“I have good news for you,” Biden told a gathering of nervous young girls. “The good news is I’m making a sequel to the hit movie Cuties. The bad news is, you beautiful young ladies are going to be dancing in it.”
Cuties 2: Four Years Older will be produced by esteemed Hollywood icon Harvey Weinstein’s Jailhouse Entertainment company, with famous director Roman Polanski assisting with the script.
Biden received funding for his future coming-of-underage film from numerous respected celebrities, including Chrissy Teigan and Tom Hanks. Sources say Teigan donated thousands of previously deleted Twitter tweets to script writers as inspiration.
Due to the success and positive feedback of the first Cuties movie from Hollywood elites, Netflix is already in talks with Biden on acquiring the much-anticipated film that shows all four young ladies once they’re a few years older.
“As part of my campaign promise to give minorities more jobs,” Biden said to a few seagulls flying overhead, “For my upcoming movie I’ll be hiring only black people for all the much-needed menial positions that they’re great at, such as taking out the trash, cleaning our bathrooms, and stocking our trailer’s grocery shelf, and also, you know the thing.”
