NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– After being summoned to New York to meet with his boss Alex Soros, a worried and subservient Tim Walz quickly hopped on a plane and made his way over to get his marching orders from the son of infamous billionaire George Soros.
The Democrat vice presidential candidate Tim Walz was extremely nervous being face-to-face with the powerful person who owns him, not sure what the scrawny Soros had in store for him.
“Y-y-you w-w-wanted to s-s-see me, boss?” Walz asked as he urinated down his pant leg and then shook it like a mangy mutt. “Sorry I’m a little late, sir, but Kamala and I have been working overtime trying to make sure we get this election fortified in our favor because we know we can’t beat Trump fair and square. We wouldn’t want all that money you invested into rigging elections for the Democrats to go to waste, sir.”
Once he received his new orders from Soros, Tim Walz was a little confused as to what to do being that he technically takes orders from so many different people, including China’s Communist President Xi Jinping, Barack Obama, and various members of the Deep State.
Anonymous sources said that Kamala Harris was supposed to be the one to go meet with Soros, but never made it there after getting loaded and then falling asleep in an alleyway behind the bar where she got drunk.
