PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA– North Korea has officially rang in the new year and to celebrate the momentous occasion Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un fired off dozens of nuclear missiles randomly into the sky in what victims described as a truly breathtaking display.
According to now deceased sources, the usually reserved Kim Jong-un was in a happy mood this year and decided to reward both his citizens and the world with a very unique New Year’s Day celebration.
“I decided to just live a little this year and have some fun,” said Kim Jong-un while enjoying the lovely sight of nuclear fallout. “For some reason I have the reputation around the world of being a ruthless dictator, so I just wanted to show everyone that I also have a softer side.”
After his rockets hit numerous countries and killed millions of people, Kim continued partying the night away by dropping a rainbow-colored nuclear ball right in the middle of Japan.
A spokesperson for the White House said President Joe Biden will also be celebrating on New Year’s Eve by dropping his own missiles and rockets inside the Oval Office bathroom.
Another Biden win? 🤭
He’s got so many wins i can count them on no fingers.
Now why would he go do a thing like that?
From rocket man to sparkler man?