PARIS, FRANCE– After heading all the way to France to get a genuine French manicure, Vice President Kamala Harris stopped to talk to the dozens of French citizens who were standing in front of the nail salon, confused who the cackling woman was who was speaking in a weird French accent.
“Parlez-vous français?” Harris asked the French people as she laughed wildly and shook her head like a chicken. “Hello, how are you little people doing today? My name is Kamala Harris. That’s spelled with an uppercase K and an uppercase H.”
As she guffawed incessantly, Harris added, “I am the VP of the United States. That’s spelled with an uppercase V and an uppercase P. I’m not sure what it stands for exactly, but news reporters keep calling me VP whenever I’m speaking to them.”
As the annoyed French citizens tried backing away from the loud, chuckling woman who was speaking condescendingly to them, Harris blocked their exit and then proceeded to pull out a few slices of French toast from the pocket of her blue business suit jacket.
“I love your guys French toast and French fries,” said Harris while chewing and spitting bread onto the crowd. “We Americans thank you for giving us such delicious treats. I hate that I have to fly over here to France once a week just so I can enjoy these tasty snacks. Maybe when I become president I’ll mandate that America must start selling these addicting things.”
The White House later confirmed that President Joe Biden will also be making another visit to France early next week as he too enjoys the many delicacies of France, such as French kisses and French ticklers.
She’s more annoying than Hillary.