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‘Kingdom Sharts 3’ Update: Free DLC Reveal, New Board Game Coming

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Last updated: January 3, 2026 5:09 pm
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Parody of Kingdom Hearts video game called Kingdom Sharts.
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TOKYO, JAPAN– Spare Enix’s Kingdom Sharts series has splattered all over the place the past two decades, and now it appears that there will be free DLC as well as a board game.

The explosive Kingdom Sharts 3 news was revealed by the director Fluxuya Poomura, saying that the free downloadable content will add additional elements such as thicker toilet paper and more stain resistant underwear.

Parody of Kingdom Hearts video game and board game called Kingdom Sharts.
Kingdom Sharts 3 updates will include thicker toilet paper and stain-resistant undergarments.

Kingdom Sharts 3 is out now on PS4 and Xbox One, with the additional updates such as Stool Thickener Pill Power coming soon.

The Kingdom Sharts-inspired board game will be called Fartsman: Kingdom Sharts Edition. It will have players use the main characters to acquire the needed Paper and Bowel Strength to seal the Door to the Toilet and keep Shartless from locking them out of necessary bathrooms.

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Fartsman: Kingdom Sharts Edition will have a game board with three regions to defecate, including locations like bus terminals and outhouses. It will also feature custom three-ply toilet paper and turd-shaped dice.

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