WASHINGTON– President Joe Biden has finally agreed to debate his Republican opponent Donald Trump, but has made sure there were a few minor stipulations, including him just staying at home and sleeping inside of his Delaware basement.
Immediately after bragging that he was ready for Trump anytime and any place, Biden was quick to backtrack a little bit and said he would only do the 2024 presidential debate if it were in a seated position with no audience. Once Trump accepted the offer, Biden updated the rules once again and said that he’ll be staying home and sleeping inside of his basement on debate night.
“Come on, pal, make my day,” said Biden threateningly toward Trump in a show of dominance right before crapping his diaper. “Let’s go, Jack, anytime, any place. But as long as that time is before 4 p.m. and that place is down in my basement, then I’ll tear Trump limb from limb.”
Once again, Trump accepted Biden’s newest updated debate arrangement and posted his acceptance statement on his Truth Social account.
“I’m ready to take on Sleepy Joe wherever it may be, even inside his basement,” wrote Trump on Truth Social. “Let’s see if Joe is able to stay awake till 4 p.m. while lying with his crooked head on his crooked pillow. MAGA.”
At publishing time, Biden had updated the debate rules once again by saying he would only debate Trump while he’s at home in bed at night inside of his dreams, saying, “Come on, pal, make my day again. Let’s see if you’re man enough to come inside my dreams and take me on.”
