ALBERTA, CANADA– The leaders of seven countries are in Canada this week for a high-stakes G7 summit meeting, with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney doing double duty by having to represent both Canada and China.
Although China is not an official member of the G7 alliance, newly elected Prime Minister Mark Carney made it clear that, even though he is technically the leader of Canada, his loyalty will always remain with the Communist Party of China.
“It’s great to be representing China here in Canada where I haven’t lived in almost twenty years,” said PM Mark Carney with his elbows pressed tightly against his sides as President Donald Trump looked his way. “I just want to assure all those Liberals who voted for me in the last election that I promise to make you proud by putting Canada last and China first.”
After saluting the flag of China, Carney informed Trump that any trade deals made with the United States must be first agreed to by Chinese President Xi Jinping. Carney then unbuttoned his shirt and lifted it up to show Trump the cute Xi tramp stamp tattoo he got recently to show his fealty to the CCP.
Due to the millions of Indian immigrants now living in Canada, Carney said he would also be representing the country of India at G7 as well.
