WASHINGTON– Frustrated with Americans calling for election integrity, Democrat politicians recently hired former South Park cop Officer Barbrady to stand in front of voting places and tell nosy people to just “Move along, nothing to see here” so vote counters can peacefully rig elections for the establishment candidate.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez praised the hiring of Barbrady, saying it was way past time for Congress to take a more proactive approach to keep racist homophobes from interfering with the integrity of election rigging.
“Our vote counters can’t even cheat without having all those bigoted Americans trying to watch what them print fake ballots,” wrote AOC in anger on Twitter. “So what’s next, are people, like, going to say all those billions of dollars that went to Ukraine should be audited to make sure it wasn’t laundered back to us? How unamerican.”
Numerous Democrats complained that they weren’t able to successfully procure enough fake ballots in Arizona in the state’s race for governor due to so many concerned citizens sticking their noses into the vote counting process, hoping that the hiring of the South Park police officer can put an end to it once the next rigged presidential election occurs.
When asked how he felt about helping the dishonest Democrats and RINO Republicans destroy America by corrupting the voting process, Officer Barbrady simply put up his hands and told reporters to just “Move along, nothing to see here, you lookie-loos.”
