OTTAWA, CANADA– In a last ditch effort to take back control of Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has hired American dog murderer Dr. Anthony Fauci to eliminate the trucker’s pets if they refuse to stop protesting for freedom or follow his mostly peaceful tyrannical mandates.
After a new bylaw was announced stating that Ottawa officials are free to euthanize protester’s canines, Trudeau immediately phoned US President Joe Biden and asked him if he would let him temporarily hire Dr. Fauci, who became infamous in America for torturing dogs and puppies to death.
“I’m pleased to announce that I’ve hired American physician Dr. Fauci to take care of my bothersome trucker problem,” said Trudeau as Fauci stood behind him and held a dog’s head underwater. “Since all my other tactics failed to get rid of the racist truckers, I figured what better way is there to anger someone than to murder their favorite stupid pet mutt.”
As order-following Royal Mounties arrested truckers and then hauled them off to jail for simply sitting inside their trucks, demented Fauci immediately got to work by tying the protester’s dogs down onto the ground and then running their heads over with lawnmowers, all in the name of science.
“COVID is still very dangerous and if we don’t dispose of these dogs then people might figure out that the pandemic was a hoax,” said Fauci while dictator Trudeau got off watching Fauci torture the animals.
Seeing that he couldn’t break the trucker’s spirits even after having their dogs murdered, an angry Trudeau had government officials quickly make up another bylaw that says if they don’t stop protesting for freedom then the prime minister has the right to start euthanizing the trucker’s grandmothers, children, next door neighbors, and will also confiscate their souls. For science.
