WASHINGTON– A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people for amnesty for the 2022 midterm elections that they are planning on stealing in only a few more days, saying that we need to just forgive them and forget about what they are about to do.
“Yes, it’s true, we have created the most extensive voter fraud organization in American politics,” said Biden while his people readied the corrupt voting machine software. “For the first time in my life I’m going to tell the truth. We are planning on stealing the upcoming elections for Democrats, but I’m begging for everyone’s forgiveness early so we can move on and heal as a country.”
After Biden fell asleep midsentence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi took to the podium and dusted off a Bible that she had hidden in one of her desk drawers for whenever she wanted to pretend she was a real Catholic.
“The Bible says, we must forgive one another for our transgressions,” said Pelosi as her hand burned while touching the Bible. “Right here in the book of Matthew, chapter 69, Jesus said we must let bygones be bygones and forgive all Democrat politicians for rigging elections because they can’t win without cheating. Amen and awomen.”
The Democrats have already warned voters ahead of time that it will take several days or more to count the votes after Election Day, adding that rigging an election is not as easy as it may seem.
“It took a lot of skill to be able to convince millions of people that President Biden actually beat Trump in 2020,” said Pelosi after throwing the Bible into the trash. “We deserve to be forgiven just for being so bold and in your face about it, so let’s just pretend this never happened.”
Democrats are also asking people to forgive them in the future for when they steal the 2024 presidential election once again by having Biden beat Donald Trump by 600 million votes that will take five months after the election to count.
