SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA– Kamala Harris’ vice presidential pick Governor Tim Walz has recently set up a snitch hotline so people can report anyone they may have heard or seen saying that they are not planning on voting for him and Kamala this November.
This isn’t the first time Gov. Tim Walz set up a snitch hotline. During the COVID pandemic when he locked up his entire state of Minnesota, he created a hotline for Minnesotans to report anyone they may have seen breaking his lockdown orders.
“Our administration is taking this election very seriously,” said Walz when asked about his new snitch hotline. “Our democracy is at stake and we cannot under any circumstances let Donald Trump back into the White House. That’s why I’ve created this neighborly communist snitch hotline for citizens to rat out anyone they discover saying they’re not going to vote for Vice President Harris.”
Tim Walz went on to say that once they ascertain the personal information of someone who’s either not voting for Kamala or who’s still on the fence on whether they’re voting for Trump, armed police will be raiding the person’s home and putting them in jail until they convince them that voting for Trump is a bad idea.
“We can’t have a tyrant like Trump in charge of the country,” said Walz while he prepared to lockdown Minnesota after someone sneezed. “In order to save democracy we must suspend democracy. To stop a dictator you have to become a dictator yourself. And that’s what me and Kamala plan to do if we’re in elected this November. So don’t forget to vote Democrat. The party of democracy.”
