OTTAWA, CANADA– In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in September, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney proudly announced that Canada will formally recognize itself as an Indian state due to the inordinate Indian immigrant population who now outnumbers white Canadian citizens.
During a press conference on Parliament Hill flanked by his Indian Foreign Minister Anita Anand, PM Mark Carney pledged to follow through with his stated goal of bringing in millions of Indian immigrants into the Great White North country and to also rename the capital city of Ottawa to “Newer Delhi.”
“For far too long, Canada has been too White, and um, well, too Canadian,” declared Carney right before placing a Bindi on his forehead. “It sickens me to see the level of cultural homogeneity in Canada, and that’s why I have made it my personal goal to, uh, dispose of outdated notions of sovereignty. Basically, if we don’t kill off all the white Canadians and bring in millions of third-world Indians, then Canada will not survive.”
Carney’s announcement comes on the heels of similar pledges by France and the UK to recognize Canada as a state of India, with Canada already agreeing to recognize both France and the UK as provinces of Pakistan.
The Canadian government has already been increasing its numbers of calls centers around the country and hopes that one day Canada can be the number two scam capital of the world.
