WASHINGTON– As they continue sending billions of dollars to help with the war in Ukraine, Democrat politicians decided to further show their support for the country by updating their KKK robes to match the beautiful blue and yellow colors of the Ukrainian flag.
Dressed in his new Ukraine-inspired Klan attire, President Joe Biden gave a quick update on the latest $69 trillion that was recently sent to Ukraine as well as the current need to get the United States nuked in WW3 as a way to help the Ukrainian people.
“I wear the colors of my KKK robe with great pride and admiration for President Zelensky’s struggle at finding another multimillion dollar mansion,” said Biden during an early morning press briefing. “Not only do our Democrat Klansman outfits showcase our long history of being racists, but with the new colors it also shows our undying support for the Azov Battalion neo-Nazi army in Ukraine.”
The president said that the wardrobe color change was long overdue anyway, saying too many people were still confusing the Republican party as the party that began the racist organization.
“I’ll be damned if I let those MAGA Republicans steal the bigoted history from us racist Democrats,” said Biden as he crapped in his new blue and yellow robe. “Us Democrats fought long and hard to keep colored folks on the plantation and I figured that if I changed the colors of our robes it might trick a few of the darkies who joined Trump of coming back to the Democrat party.”
Before randomly walking away, Biden ended the news conference by thanking all the people on social media with Ukraine flag emojis in their profiles for helping to support the Democrat’s racist efforts. Biden promised to reward their loyalty by drafting them first to get deployed to go fight against Russia.
