WASHINGTON– This morning, in what will become one of the most talked about political speeches in history, President Obama gave an emotional speech in front of a cardboard cutout of people without his infamous teleprompter in front of him guiding his silver-tongued words.
Inside of the Oval Office bathroom, President Obama gave one of the most blistering and heartfelt speeches any sitting president has ever given.
“Hey, uh, hello, everyone,” the president started out saying, looking into the dirty bathroom mirror, one hand holding a prop microphone and the other hand pointed upwards. “I, um, want you to, uh, hear this, yeah.”
While addressing his reflection, the president warned himself that he’s drawing the line in the sand. “Look, you,” he said, still pointing toward the ceiling, “this’s not good, okay? You gotta stop staring at me, understand? You, uh, keep watching me whenever I’m lying in bed lookin’ up at my ceiling.”
In response to Obama’s reflection popping up in random places, he recently beefed up secret service detail whenever there’s a mirror, glass or anything shiny around.
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Thank you, Obama.
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