New Racist Dating Site Gets Over One Million Members In Less Than A Month

LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA– Dating just got even more hateful. Racist Date, a newly launched free dating site marketed strictly for racists, has reached over one million members and the numbers keep growing daily.

The site’s creator, 34 year old white man Joe Black, promises to bring together people who have trouble finding a partner who’s also a racist.

“I got the idea for this dating site from my own failed relationships,” Racist Date founder Joe Black told Fox News reporters. “It’s hard finding someone who holds your same racist interests and ideas. When I first meet a girl everything goes great, but then after a while I find out she’s not the girl I thought she was and that she’s not a racist and that’s when things turn sour.”

The dating site is up front about their racism and claims that they “bring out the best in people by showcasing their racist viewpoints.”

“The fact that we have so many members just shows how unsatisfied people are with the dating scene,” Black added as he showed Fox News reporter Mario Salami a long list of dating statistics. “So many people have to hide their racism for fear of public backlash, but now we’ve found a way to bring those loving people together.”

When asked by reporters if Racist Date is geared only for white racists or if it’s for all racists in general, Black smiled.

“Now hold on, I may be a racist,” he started to say as he shook a finger, “but that don’t mean I’m against any particular groups or colors. Our dating site’s open to people of all colors, whether they be white, black, brown, yellow, or whatever.

“We have an eclectic group of members on our site,” he added. “Our site’s open to anyone who’s a proud racist. Currently, we have over 200,000 proud black racists members on our site and 85% of them have found love with other racists. And many of these racist couples are in interracial relationships. Heck, my current girlfriend’s a gorgeous dark-skinned Asian woman named Ashwari from India.”

Racist Date is so successful that another dating site is in the works, which will focus on feminists who hate men but are looking for male partners.