SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– A group of wealthy investors recently opened up an all-you-can-eat Warren Buffett, much to the delight of millions of fledgling entrepreneurs who before could only dream of spending time and sucking up to the world’s most successful businessman.
The restaurant, which opened up in downtown San Francisco and is simply called All-You-Can-Eat Warren Buffett And More, features financial advice from all corners of the globe, such as Chinese, Italian, Mediterranean, and even Soul Food.
“We have all aspects of the Warren Buffett covered,” said 58 year old businessman Josh Spalding of the Spalding Group. “As soon as a lowly, wannabe businessman or businesswoman walks into the restaurant they’re immediately given a plate, utensils, and the choice of what flavor of advice they’re seeking.”
In the center of the restaurant, says Spalding, is where the main course is served.
“We hired professional cooks from around the world to serve up the best Warren Buffett in the state,” Spalding added as he sampled on Mongolian Acquisition with a side of fries. “Now you don’t have to be a millionaire or billionaire or even a gazillionaire to get a piece of Warren Buffett and his expert, delicious advice.”
Spalding wants everyone to know that all proceeds will go to any global businessmen who fall on hard times and have to sell one of their vacation homes to make ends meet.
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