CHICAGO, ILLINOIS– Former President Barack Obama was on fire at last night’s Democratic National Convention as he gave an impassioned plea to the American people to put him back into office for his fourth term.
The silver-tongued Obama gave his best speech ever as he threw a Joe Biden marionette doll into a trashcan and then held up of his new puppet Kamala Harris.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a pleasure being your president for three terms,” said Obama, moving the Kamala puppet’s mouth up and down as if it were talking. “What I meant to say was, my name is Kamala Harris and I’m asking you to send me to the White House for my first term as president which will not be controlled by a puppeteer like President Obama.”
Obama said he had to get rid of his first puppet Biden because sometimes toys are faulty and don’t function properly or do what their owners want them to do.
“Never underestimate a puppet’s ability to f**k things up,” said Obama, referring to the Biden puppet. “This old, broken down puppet had no further use, so I had all my other puppets perform a coup on him to have him removed and then just replaced him with a stupider and more compliant one.”
Obama ended his speech by saying he fully endorsed himself for president and looks forward to stealing the election from Donald Trump and staying as the shadow president for another four years.
