WASHINGTON– President Joe Biden’s new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide protests against the corrupt administration and vented out its frustrations by urinating the words “Let’s Go Brandon” into the Oval Office carpet.
After the Canadian trucker protest gained international traction and made its way into the United States, Willow the cat joined the millions of Americans who have been protesting against Biden’s record-setting inflation and supply chain food shortages.
“Ever since I’ve been inside the White House I’ve been out of cat food,” said Willow, showing reporters its visible ribcage. “Due to the incompetent Biden economy, there’s hardly any pet food left on grocery shelves and I’ve been forced to eat all this parmesan cheese I found inside Hunter’s guest bedroom.”
Not only has the frisky feline been urinating everywhere in protest of its senile owner, but Willow has also been throwing up hairballs into First Lady Jill’s shoes and leaving dead mice inside Biden’s glass denture container.
While dragging its rear end along Biden’s bedroom pillow, Willow added, “I never even wanted to be brought into this house of horrors. I was brought here against my will when Jill kidnapped me while I was protesting her during one of the many campaign stops she performed for ole Joe since he was at home sleeping inside his basement.”
When asked what his thoughts were regarding his pet cat Willow protesting his administration, Biden said, “Corn Pop was a bad dude who used to rub the hair on my legs after I took his dog-faced pony soldier out back and you know the thing. You ain’t black.”
After being accused of insurrection by the FBI, Willow the cat was arrested and charged with a slew of offenses, including sedition, insurrection, terrorism, sodomy, arson, murder, and a few other trumped up hate crime charges.
