LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Millions of Taylor Swift’s biggest fans from around the world have recently had major surgery to transform themselves into rabbits after the famous singer gave an interview where she said she loved bunnies, proving that so many people would do anything to make the celebrity happy.
During Taylor’s latest concert, thousands of young human-rabbit hybrid Swifties jumped around the large arena in silence because they also had their vocal chords removed due to bunnies not being able to talk.
“I became a cute little bunny because I love Taylor so much,” wrote a 16-year-old rabbit girl on Taylor’s social media account. “I would do anything to please Taylor. All she has to do is ask and I’ll do it. If she wanted me to cut off my little bunny foot for good luck I would that too. I’ll do it right now to prove it.”
Once she had finally realized that all her adoring female fans had transitioned into rabbits, Taylor stopped singing to tell all the young girls that they had made a terrible mistake.
“Oh my goodness, what did you all do?” Taylor asked as thousands of girls hopped around in excitement. “You became bunnies for me?” Aw, how sweet, but I never said I loved bunnies during that interview. I said that I love honey, not bunny. It tastes so sweet and delicious and I put it on my toast every morning for breakfast. Oh well, sorry.”
After they heard the horrible news that they had become rabbits for nothing, the determined Swift fans went back under the knife once again for their hero to have surgeons turn them into some kind of freakish, part human, part rabbit, part toast creatures.
Most of them are probably not even old enough to vote anyway.
Look at the size of those ears.
And they also multiply like rabbits too.