OTTAWA, CANADA– Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin Trudeau became the first person of color to resign as prime minister, leaving behind a legacy that will be remembered for decades to come.
Dressed in a white turban and wearing blackface, Trudeau gave a heartfelt resignation speech in front of his home where he said that he was proud to have both served and resigned as the first prime minister of color, cementing his place as the Canadian king of blackface.
“This is a very bittersweet moment,” said Justin Trudeau sullenly as tears dripped down his face and smeared his black skin makeup. “While I’m very proud of the fact that I have served honorably as Canada’s first person of color, I’m also saddened that I was forced to resign as the first prime minster of color due to millions of racist bigots refusing to accept taking orders from a dark-skinned leader of Canada.”
With tears in his angry eyes, Trudeau went on to say that the reason he decided to step down as Canada’s leader was because Canadians just aren’t quite ready yet to accept a swarthy minority as ruler of The Great White North country.
Justin Trudeau has also made a few other historical firsts in Canada, such as being Canada’s first Cuban prime minister and also Canada’s first eunuch head of government.
