WORLD– As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out the sun in order to further the new world order agenda, governments around the world passed laws making it illegal to use electricity and also mandatory for all citizens to go solar.
Of course, as expected, Bill Gates left just enough sun exposure in a few spots around the world so that rich politicians and the world’s elites can enjoy the warm, balmy sunshine and necessary vitamin D.
“Starting right now, every citizen of Canada must go solar as part of our save the climate initiative,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau while nude sun tanning on his home porch. “Anyone caught not utilizing the more climate friendly solar energy to heat up their home cubicle will be arrested, vaccinated, and then executed at dawn when the sun used to rise from the east.”
President Joe Biden gave a speech praising Bill Gates for helping to save the planet from dangerous, racist, homophobic climate deniers and urged everyone to go outside and enjoy the now totally dark and cold United States of America.
“Listen, Jack, I just passed a law banning all racist gas stoves and transphobic electricity,” said Biden to his dying citizens. “Now that the earth’s almost totally dark, no one will know who’s black or white anymore since you won’t be able to see anyone’s skin color. I’d like to thank Mr. Gates for solving our rampant racism problems here in America that me and Obama helped foster.”
When reached for comment, Gates said his next order of business was to proceed to phase two of his Satanic agenda and roll out the mark of the beast in order to help save the turtles from choking on plastic straws and help get much-needed transgender surgeries to babies.
