Biden Appoints Satan As Top Climate Change Diplomat
WASHINGTON-- In a move that surprised no one, President Joe Biden announced…
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- In order to combat a serious environmental epidemic,…
To Limit Global Warming, Biden Appoints Chris Christie As Official Sun Blocker
WASHINGTON-- To combat the dangerous effects of global warming by preventing the…
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out…
Christmas Cancelled After Justin Trudeau Has Santa Claus Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- This year's Christmas has been officially cancelled after Canadian Prime…
Activists Super Glue Nostrils And Mouths Shut In Protest Of Climate Change
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Two climate change activists from a campaign group called Just…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
Climate Change Says That It Now Identifies As Environmentally Fluid
EARTH-- Famous celebrity Climate Change recently gave an interview on Entertainment Weekly…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…
