BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA– One of the country’s toughest cities has recently released a crazy serial killer after the violent man started writing letters to the state’s hard-nosed politicians informing them that he now identifies as a free man.
Ted Manson Dahmer-Bundy Jr., better known as The John Wayne Gacy Clown Lookalike Killer, was sent to prison in 2014 for the murders of 108 people.
Even though Dahmer-Bundy Jr. is one of the most prolific serial killers in history, he is best known as the guy who copied the clown gimmick first used by the original serial killer clown Gacy.
Copycat Dahmer-Bundy Jr. was released from the Kid Gloves Prison on Saturday and is planning on suing the city for discriminating against him by mislabeling him as a prisoner.
A lawyer for the self-identified free man says that all people including his client have the right to identify as whatever they wish and urges Congress to pass even more laws to protect those people who identify as something else.
Since Saturday, witnesses have seen Dahmer-Bundy Jr. murder another 16 people. Dahmer-Bundy Jr. claims that he didn’t kill anyone because he also self-identifies as a non-murdering pacifist. Police are still searching for the real killer.
