OTTAWA, CANADA– As the truckers against mandates protest continues to gain international traction, numerous Canadian conservative MP politicians have introduced a bill to change Canada’s national anthem from ‘O Canada!” to the sounds of honking trucks.
Conservative MP Erin O’Toole put forth the bill to amend the lyrics of “O Canada!” this week after seeing the meltdown of the liberal citizens in the city of Ottawa.
“I see how effective the honking was at forcing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to flee the city in haste,” said O’Toole with a grin. “Who would’ve thought something so simple would have such a tremendous impact on driving the liberals mad.”
O’Toole went on to say that the present anthem of Canada is not the real anthem anyway, after liberals got a bill passed in 2018 that changed the original anthem words “in all thy sons command” to the more gender-neutral and politically correct “in all of us except males command.”
New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jagmeet Singh wrote on Twitter that anyone who honks the horn on their car or truck is a white supremacist, no matter what race they are, and horn honking is a claim of the superiority of the white bloodline flowing through their truck horns. He ended the tweet by saying the words he wrote makes perfect sense as long as you don’t think about it for too long.
Angry liberal party members have retaliated against the conservative party’s trolling efforts by introducing their own bill which would ban horns from all trucks driven inside Canada. The proposed bill states that instead of honking horns, all trucks will be fitted with recordings of Trudeau whining and crying.
