U.S.– The US Border Patrol recently arrested a large group of Indian illegal aliens this week near the northern border, and ICE Immigration has already deported them back to their native country of Canada.
President Donald Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan made the ICE Immigration deportation announcement on Fox News, saying that he has already spoken to Canada’s Indian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau regarding taking back the Indian illegal invaders. Trudeau later responded to accepting back Canada’s native citizens during a press conference on Thursday.
“I just got off the phone with President Trump’s Border Czar this morning,” said Trudeau, wearing a turban, sandals, and a fake beard. “We discussed the return of our Indian citizens who accidentally crossed over into the United States carrying three-hundred pounds of fentanyl for medical purposes. That’s fine. We will accept our Indian brothers back into Canada with open arms. Canada boasts the second largest Indian population in the world, with ninety percent of Canadians, including myself, identifying as Indian. Namaste.”
Trudeau also announced the good news that he will be renaming Ottawa to “New Delhi” and will be mandating that the Hindi Indian language become the official language of Canada to better reflect the majority of people now living in The Great Brown North country.
The Canadian government will also be installing toilets into the sand at all the country’s beaches to accommodate the bathroom habits of the 900 million more Indians that are set to be imported into Canada over the next two years.
