BEIJING, CHINA– American news media outlets have caught the attention and admiration of President Xi Jinping of China for the way they craftily continue to lie to the public by hiding every negative article about Kamala Harris while at the same time spreading fake positive propaganda to artificially try and make her seem likable, competent, and fit for president.
Xi praised the efforts by CNN to erase all mention of anything truthful about Kamala that might make her look bad, such as her deplorable record and extreme far-left policies.
“Impressive, very nice, and I thought we were the experts at propaganda,” said President Xi in a candid interview. “I really like how they subverted democracy by performing a coup against Biden and then went to work trying to make someone as annoying, incompetent, and terrible as Kamala appear popular and able to easily defeat Donald Trump.”
Admittedly jealous, Xi added, “I think I’m going to have my people study the corrupt American media outlets to see how they lie so well and are able to prop up a total loser like Kamala and can trick a considerable amount of gullible morons into believing it.”
The Chinese Communist president also said that once Kamala is rigged into office with a 3AM vote dump in November she will make a fine puppet of China.
