PARIS, FRANCE– Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection with the alleged drugging and sexual assault of numerous female costars.
The arrest comes three days after a judge rejected Le Pew’s anticipatory bail to evade arrest. Le Pew had alleged that the allegations against him were part of a major conspiracy to get rid of him after he accidentally sprayed a very powerful, unidentified television producer with liquid from his anal scent glands.
According to police, over fifty actresses have come forward and accused Le Pew of taking them back to his house, drugging them, and then sexually assaulting them.
“The proof is in the pudding,” Detective Pierre LaFontaine said by way of translator. “After playing such a beloved character on TV for decades, Mr. Le Pew has now earned the title as the stinkiest celebrity alive.”
The accused went into hiding since last week after police raided several places looking for him.
According to sources, police found Le Pew by following his foul scent from as far as two miles away and have formally indicted the smelly skunk on multiple counts of rape and sexual assault.
In addition to a possible prison sentence, Le Pew may also be ordered to register as a sex offender.
Pepé Le Pew is an Academy Award-winning cartoon actor best known for playing stalkers who stroll around Paris in the springtime looking for love.
Police are encouraging any other cartoon actresses who may have been assaulted by Mr. Le Pew to call the sexual assault hotline 1-555-SKUNKED.
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I really hope they drop the charges against Bill, I mean Pepe.