FBI Arrests Squirrel That Wandered Haplessly Near Capitol Building On January 6
WASHINGTON-- Brave FBI agents are being heralded as heroes for arresting a…
Manhattan District Attorney Indicts Easter Bunny For Taking Hush Money From Children In Return For Treats
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Following up on his high from indicting President Donald…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
Cop Arrests Woman For Damaging Police Property After Running Her Over With His Car
DALLAS, TEXAS-- An aggressive woman was arrested Tuesday for vandalizing a cop's…
Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird was arrested this…
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Police in Vermont are being heralded as heroes for busting…
Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A prejudiced man was arrested by federal authorities Friday…
Disney’s Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Florida police have arrested 69 individuals, including famous Disney character…
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
Brave NYPD Arrests Newborn Baby For Not Having Her Vaccine Card Inside Hospital
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Brave NYPD police officers stopped another dangerous anti-vaxxer…
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was…
Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor
VENICE, CALIFORNIA-- A newly arrived foreign insect known as the "murder hornet"…
