KENTUCKY, KANSAS– A beautiful 29 year old woman from California was recently arrested by Kansas authorities after handing police officers an expired Florida driver’s license.
The pretty young female was stopped on Wyoming Avenue in Kentucky, Kansas for making an illegal lip pucker while driving on Delaware Street. Police state that even though the good-looking woman was very cooperative and didn’t resist arrest, she was taken into custody due to the seriousness of her appearance.
The arresting officer has been given the Texas Officer of the Month Award for capturing such a stunning woman.
Last year, another Florida driver’s license controversy made national headlines when an unattractive woman refused to put her burka back on before getting her photo ID taken, which resulted in numerous DMV employees suing the ugly female for PTSD.
Authorities around the country have been searching for the gorgeous woman ever since she made national headlines in Virginia for failing to pay attention to a random man’s compliment on Wisconsin Boulevard in North Dakota.
The breathtaking Californian woman has been identified as Suzy Q. Sample, a glamorous criminal who is wanted across the country for a slew of serious crimes, including not hearing a loud catcall in Arizona, not saying ‘thank you’ to a stalker’s advances in Connecticut, and forgetting to button up a shirt in Oregon.
“The viciously charming woman has finally been apprehended,” said Chief Utah Indiana in front of the Kentucky police station on Tennessee Road. “After alluding authorities across the country for the past two years, we’re proud to inform the public that we’re the only ones with the lovely woman’s mugshot photos up on our Kentucky, Kansas police website.”
Chief Indiana went on to say that any concerned citizens who would like to see the enchanting mugshot of the adorable woman from all angles can sign up to the website for only $9.99.
UPDATE: After this article was written, it was reported that the ravishing woman had escaped from police custody after using her captivating powers of persuasion to convince police officers to release her. She was last seen driving a Chrysler New Yorker through Maine, Oklahoma.
