WASHINGTON– Inside sources are reporting that First Lady Jill Biden has become smitten with the White House Easter Bunny after the aggressive rabbit took charge during the recent holiday celebration by telling President Joe Biden what to do, where to go, and how to do it.
According to White House personnel, Jill has been spending a lot of time with the giant rabbit the last two days, waiting until Joe falls asleep at 1pm to go strolling around the property while the Easter Bunny tells her what to do and forces her to make him sandwiches and bring him beers.
“I couldn’t believe the way that large, masculine bunny controlled Joe in front of everyone,” said Jill, confiding in a female White House intern who promised not to tell anyone. “The moment I saw that big, beefy bunny push old, wimpy Joe around I knew it was love at first sight.”
White House press secretary Jen Psaki later confirmed during a press conference that First Lady Jill and the Easter Bunny are now dating and are already discussing moving in together after they can figure out what to do with the perverted, senile old man who pretends he’s the president of the United States.
“I understand this may appear a little awkward,” said Psaki after Fox News reporters questioned her about the White House love triangle. “But President Biden assures all Americans that even though his wife will be spending all her time with a large, anthropomorphic bunny, he will still do his best to destroy the country before the end of his term.”
Later on, the bunny told Biden that he has no plans on marrying his wife Jill and that he’s only using her to get Melania Trump’s attention.
