ALIEN, TEXAS– Almost 300 illegal aliens were arrested by federal immigration officials at a space technology business. Homeland Security said that they were probed before being taken into custody.
Immediately after the aliens finishing probing the ICE officials, the agents searched them and then arrested them for unlawfully working on Earth.
This criminal investigation began after the Alien Task Force, ATF, received numerous tips that the tech company knowingly hired the illegal workers and many of the aliens were using fraudulent IDs that they had stolen from human’s identities.
“Businesses that knowingly hire illegal aliens take jobs away from human Earth citizens and legal residents of this planet,” said ATF Dallas Special Agent Kay.
President Trump took to Twitter saying that this recent bust proves just how desperately earth needs a wall separating us from outer space invaders.
“Please understand, there are consequences when aliens cross our atmosphere illegally,” Trump said in the tweet. “Our world leaders must act on fixing the dumbest immigration laws anywhere in the galaxy.”
Trump went on to say that other planets are safer because they have tougher immigration policies, such as the force field that separates Mars from illegal invaders.
Every alien will be fingerprinted and processed for removal from Earth.
