WASHINGTON– Former President Barack Obama has denied the recent accusations by the Trump administration that he had anything to do with a young, part-time White House report named Flynn Case, calling the allegations “false” and that he “needs to go back to work for the American people.”
At a Joe Biden pre-inauguration ceremony presided over by his wife Former First Lady Michelle, Obama was asked a number of questions from the media about Ms. Flynn Case and his alleged involvement with the Russian-born report.
“I’m going to say this again,” Obama said angrily as he looked into the camera and shook his finger in earnest. “I did not have sexual relations with that report, Ms. Case, regardless of how beautifully detailed she may be.”
After his former security adviser Susan Rice whispered something into his ear, Obama added, “I never told anybody to lie, not a single time. Never. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the American people and to finish destroying evidence of my administration spying on the Trump campaign.”
An attorney for Flynn Case told Fox News reporters that he has irrefutable proof that Obama was involved with his client, claiming Ms. Case has a blue folder in her possession that has Obama’s saliva stains on it from when the former president was eating a hot dog while she was lying down on top of his Oval Office desk.
Later on in the day, Obama gave another press briefing where he admitted to being involved with Ms. Flynn Case, but stated that it’s a private matter between him, his wife, and two children and that it’s way past time for the country to move on from it.
“Now that I’ve admitted to my political infidelity, it’s time for the American people to turn our attention to real problems to solve, such as Mr. Trump’s treasonous refusal to be admittedly spied on by my transparent previous administration,” Obama said in closing as MSNBC reporters stood up and applauded his bravery.
