UNITED KINGDOM– As the UK continues to decline and its citizens grow increasingly frustrated at leadership, Prime Minister Keir Starmer said during an early morning press conference that whoever’s in charge of the United Kingdom should resign immediately.
PM Keir Starmer agreed that the UK is facing a major crisis due to uncontrolled immigration, a massive increase in crime, and an attack on citizen’s freedoms, going so far as to call for the resignation of the prime minister.
“Yes, I agree that the UK is being destroyed from within,” said Keir Starmer in front of the prime minister’s office on 10 Downing Street. “That’s why I am calling for the resignation of whoever is in charge of the UK. The prime minister is destroying this once great nation and I am demanding answers for the reasons for his failed leadership.”
Starmer said that the prime minister’s abysmal approval rating is indicative of a leader who should just do the right thing and leave office. He then joined in with a large group of protesters as they all shouted “Fire the prime minister.”
At publishing time, it was reported that Starmer got into a heated discussion with the prime minister while staring at himself in the mirror.
