GERMANY– In the latest episode of Germany’s version of Sesame Street called “Sesamstrasse,” producers of the show introduced a new character called Musaab, an angry, knife-wielding illegal alien terrorist from Afghanistan who likes to go around stabbing his other puppet costars.
Only a few minutes into his very first episode, Musaab ambushed fellow Muppets Elmo and Samson, threatening to kill them and take over Sesame Street by bringing in millions more illegal aliens from his home country that he fled from.
“I will kill every one of you infidels,” shouted Musaab as Elmo rushed Samson to the local Sesame Street hospital for thirty knife wounds to his foam. “I will not stop until our Muppets have taken over the world. Praise be to Masala!”
Immediately after sending a few Muppets to the ICU, Musaab then proceeded to get into his little toy car and drive it as fast as he could into a crowd of Muppets who were discussing how Germany needed to bring in more immigrants to enrich their diversity.
Sesame Street police later arrested the racist Cookie Monster for reporting Musaab to the authorities, eventually sentencing the blue, cookie-eating Muppet to nine years in a “pound me in the puppet hole” prison.
