VATICAN CITY– After lambasting President Donald Trump for deporting violent illegal aliens instead of welcoming them and paying for them, Pope Francis started having second thoughts about the whole deportation controversy once Trump dropped hundreds of Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang members inside Vatican City.
Pope Francis has been very vocal about his disdain for Trump’s deportation of illegal alien criminals from the United States, calling Trump a “disgrace” and “not a Christian.” Trump then decided to give the pope what he wanted by dropping hundreds of illegal aliens down into Vatican City, immediately causing the pontiff to go into a frenzy.
“When I said you have to accept illegal immigrants, I wasn’t talking about me accepting them into Vatican City,” said Pope Francis to a local news reporter while the illegal gang members stole rare religious artifacts. “I meant that the United States must accept those millions of illegal immigrant criminals, not here in Vatican City. That’s why we have a border wall around the whole city. Walls work, you know. Except for the US, then walls are bad.”
When pressed further, the pope promised that it is not hypocritical for him to force the illegals into the US, while not accepting them himself. The pope went on to say that the Venezuelan gang members were stealing the Vatican’s precious artifacts and attacking nuns randomly, saying it’s only acceptable to do those things inside of the US against American citizens.
Due to the massive amount of illegal aliens committing crimes inside Vatican City, Pope Francis said he had no choice but to start the largest deportation effort in Vatican City history. He stressed that it’s not actually a deportation, but rather just a loving, Catholic-inspired way of rounding them up nicely and then escorting them out of the city.
