NEW YORK, NEW YORK– Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some startling new evidence which proves that President Donald Trump was personally responsible for the Black Plague of the 1300s which killed up to 200 million people.
MSNBC says their very legitimate anonymous sources have confirmed without a shadow of a doubt that they acquired astonishing evidence that Trump caused one of the worst bubonic plagues in world history.
“We have in our possession, photos that prove former President Trump caused the Black Death of 1346,” said MSNBC host Rachel Maddow, keeping her three viewers in suspense. “These photos are not for the faint of heart and I’m absolutely positive that this time Trump will be going to prison for the deaths of so many people that happened in Europe 600 years before he was even born.”
Maddow quickly flashed the photo of Trump standing next to his top Black Death expert at the time, denying the accusations by Trump himself that the photos are photoshopped.
“That’s exactly what someone who’s guilty would say,” said Maddow, referring to Trump’s denial of causing the pandemic that lasted from 1346 to 1353. “Our unnamed experts are genuine and Trump’s just feeling the pressure because he knows the walls are finally closing in on him this time.”
Once word of Trump’s alleged culpability in the Black Death spread on legacy media, numerous leftwing mainstream media outlets ran with the story and even President Joe Biden himself was brought out of his coffin to make a public statement on the controversy.
“Trump’s responsible for the bubonic plague just as much as I won the election without fraud,” said Biden confidently after his shot of adrenaline kicked in. “My Department of Justice has just informed me that they are also investigating Mr. Trump on his role in the Civil War and the Lincoln Assassination.”
At publishing time, it was reported that the FBI had once again raided Trump’s home and had recovered numerous classified documents from his time as emperor of Italy during the 1300s.
