OTTAWA, CANADA– After Justin Trudeau left for his trip to Paris, the Liberal Party of Canada quietly replaced the Canadian prime minister with a life-size cardboard cutout, with Canadian citizens not even realizing it at first being that Trudeau doesn’t do much anyway.
The Liberal Party replaced Justin Trudeau with the cardboard cutout version so that hopefully no one would notice the prime minister had flown to Europe in his carbon-producing private jet, but it eventually had the opposite effect after cardboard Trudeau had turned out to be a more functional leader and a vast improvement over the Canada-destroying human PM.
“I’d like to take this opportunity to actually praise my Liberal opponent, Prime Minister Trudeau,” said Conservative Pierre Poilievre, speaking to the carboard Trudeau in the House of Commons. “The prime minister has not argued or lied his way through any of my grievances, just standing there in agreement that he’s the worst prime minister in Canadian history. I’ve never seen the prime minister work this hard before and have so much enthusiasm.”
Justin Trudeau has faced intense criticism for not doing anything productive for Canada, with the life-sized cardboard cutout version actually getting more work done than its human predecessor.
Cardboard Trudeau’s favorability rating started to rise due to it’s unwavering willingness to work with the Conservative Party in getting positive things done to improve Canada.
After finally learning that the cardboard standee had replaced the real Trudeau, Canadians called on their leaders to keep the cardboard Trudeau over the real dummy Trudeau.
