WASHINGTON– Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into nuclear war with Russia and Iran, President Donald Trump held a rally in front of the vestiges of what was left of the Capitol Building to promote his upcoming campaign for the 2024 presidential election.
“Be there, it will be wild,” wrote Trump on his Truth Social account to all his nonexistent followers who were killed after the nuclear fallout. “I promise once I’m back in office I’ll make America great again and fix this mess that our incompetent leadership has gotten us into.”
Once he finished dancing on stage as smoldering fire engulfed the entire area, Trump gave his most riveting speech since he first came down the escalator in 2015 with then wife Melania.
“President Joe Biden is a disaster,” said Trump as he stood alone within ravaged Washington, DC. “I’m asking every one of my supporters to hold the line and get out and vote. There’s going to be a red wave in 2024 the likes no one has ever seen.”
Infowars host Alex Jones was down on the scene in his mobile command center vehicle telling anyone who would listen how he tried to warn everyone for years and that, even though the country has been destroyed and hardly anyone survived, the Democrats are still planning on rigging the election to keep Trump out of office.
“Now’s not the time to get complacent,” screamed Jones with a bullhorn, driving his vehicle over the charred ashes that was once people. “There’s still twenty-nine people left in the United States and Bill Gates and his globalist cronies are planning on taking the rest of us out with their experimental vaccines!”
Numerous ghosts of Democrats who were annihilated during the nuclear war gave an emergency press conference in front of the Capitol Building, saying that they will be organizing yet another January 6th committee to investigate Trump for his latest insurrection at the US Capitol where they say the spirits of his followers broke inside and began floating around Nancy Pelosi’s office.
