WASHINGTON– Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps once again, the never-biased FBI sprung into action and arrested the rogue stairs once it returned to the United States for purposely tripping the president as he boarded the plane in Poland.
The AF1 stairs is facing domestic terrorism charges and life in prison for attacking the current Commander-in-Chief and most popular president of all time who legitimately won the 2020 election with over 900 billion votes.
“We’re currently holding the Air Force One stairs in custody and have also locked down the entire country,” said FBI Special Agent Hung Overton as he readjusted his women’s panties. “Intelligence agencies have reported that the Air Force One stairs is in fact a secret Russian operative working on behalf of President Vladimir Putin as a way to make Biden appear as though he’s a senile, incompetent old fool.”
The White House immediately put out an honest statement claiming that Biden didn’t stumble as he climbed up the steps, but rather was viciously attacked by the Russian stairs in an effort to remove Biden from office and install Donald Trump as dictator of America.
Various leftwing, late-night hosts devoted their opening monologues voicing their much-needed opinions regarding the horrific incident involving the usually spry Biden.
“Did you notice that the Air Force One steps never attacked the orange buffoon Trump when he was president?” Jimmy Kimmel said to his fake laughing audience after the DNC deposited money into his bank account. “This is just more proof that Trump is secretly working on behalf of Russia. And did I ever mention that the orange buffoon Trump is working for Russia?”
Later Biden reassured the American people that his little fall wouldn’t deter him from sending a few more billion dollars to Ukraine.
