Senate Leader John Thune Refuses To Bring SAVE Act To Floor, Citing Grave Danger Of Accidentally Winning Midterms

WASHINGTON—After returning from another three week vacation, Senate Majority Leader John Thune confirmed during a press conference that he will not bring the popular SAVE Act to the Senate floor, warning that doing so could could lead to a catastrophic scenario of Republicans actually winning the 2026 midterms. Standing at a podium placed in front of a banner that read…

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