PM Mark Carney Burns Down Canada’s Forests To Prevent Any Future Wildfires
CANADA-- In what some experts are calling a radical new strategy to…
Canadian Police Arrest Lawless Squirrel For Defying Hiking Ban In Nova Scotia
NOVA SCOTIA, CANADA-- As part of Canada's environmental initiative to prevent wildfires,…
Exasperated China Builds Massive Air Fresheners Along India Border
TSONA, CHINA-- Growing tired of having to constantly wear face masks or…
Africans Go Thirsty After Rain Dance Fails To Invoke Well Water
KENYA, AFRICA-- Thousands of Africans in a remote village in Kenya were left…
British Man Sets VPN Location To Afghanistan To Bypass UK’s Oppressive Online Censorship Law
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to escape the UK's new anti-free speech…
Canada Intends To Recognize Itself As An Indian State, Says Mark Carney
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in…
Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND-- In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British…
British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…
Mark Carney Credits Speechwriter Porky Pig For His ‘Um-Uh-You Know’ Speeches
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a Rideau Hall news conference where he vowed to…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical…
Satan Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Being Married To Hillary Clinton
HELL-- In a scream that sent shockwaves through the fiery depths of…
