Afghanistan Dating App: Find True Love
(PARODY) Commercial for Afghanistan's all-new dating app, the premier dating app for…
Taliban Issues Urgent Travel Warning For UK: ‘Too Oppressive For Afghan Citizens’
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- In a stunning reversal of geopolitical norms, the Taliban regime…
U.S. Sends Goat Ambassador To Afghanistan To Woo Taliban Into Returning Bagram Air Base
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to reclaim Bagram Air Base from the…
British Man Sets VPN Location To Afghanistan To Bypass UK’s Oppressive Online Censorship Law
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to escape the UK's new anti-free speech…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of…
Biden Hires Hillary Clinton To Yell ‘What Difference Does It Make’ Whenever Asked About Afghanistan
WASHINGTON-- Resident Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against pesky news…
Afghan Man Wins World Beard Growing Contest
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- Few sights represent terrorism and strike fear in people more…