Friedrich Merz Reports Wallet Missing After Emotional Hug With Zelensky
BERLIN, GERMANY-- During today's high-profile meeting with European leaders in Germany, German…
UK Government Denies Human Rights Abuses, Citing ‘Citizens Not Considered Human’
LONDON-- In a stunning rebuttal to international condemnation, the UK government, led…
PM Mark Carney Burns Down Canada’s Forests To Prevent Any Future Wildfires
CANADA-- In what some experts are calling a radical new strategy to…
Canadian Police Arrest Lawless Squirrel For Defying Hiking Ban In Nova Scotia
NOVA SCOTIA, CANADA-- As part of Canada's environmental initiative to prevent wildfires,…
Exasperated China Builds Massive Air Fresheners Along India Border
TSONA, CHINA-- Growing tired of having to constantly wear face masks or…
Africans Go Thirsty After Rain Dance Fails To Invoke Well Water
KENYA, AFRICA-- Thousands of Africans in a remote village in Kenya were left…
Canada Intends To Recognize Itself As An Indian State, Says Mark Carney
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in…
Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND-- In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British…
British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…
Mark Carney Credits Speechwriter Porky Pig For His ‘Um-Uh-You Know’ Speeches
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a Rideau Hall news conference where he vowed to…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical…
